How Not to Write a Novel

200 Mistakes to Avoid at All Costs If You Ever Want to Get Published

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Howard Mittelmark, Sandra Newman: How Not to Write a Novel (2009, Penguin Books, Limited)

304 pages

English language

Published Nov. 20, 2009 by Penguin Books, Limited.

ISBN:
978-0-14-103854-4
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"What do you think of my fiction book writing?" the aspiring novelist extorted."Darn," the editor hectored, in turn. "I can not publish your novel! It is full of what we in the business call 'really awful writing.'""But how shall I absolve this dilemma? I have already read every tome available on how to write well and get published!" The writer tossed his head about, wildly."It might help," opined the blonde editor, helpfully, "to ponder how NOT to write a novel, so you might avoid the very thing!"Many writing books offer sound advice on how to write well. This is not one of those books. On the contrary, this is a collection of terrible, awkward, and laughably unreadable excerpts that will teach you what to avoid—at all costs—if you ever want your novel published.In How Not to Write a Novel, authors Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman distill their 30 years combined …

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Upfront, I'll admit that the hilariously overwrought examples of bad writing are amusing, especially the way each error's section contains previous types of error. It gets increasingly more fun to find all these "gems" in each excerpt as you go along.

I've never read any other writing guides, so I really don't have much to compare this to. Regardless, it didn't strike me as all that great. This may be a bit nit-picky, but the authors seem unsure exactly how much they want to commit to the premise. In some passages they'll play along and suggest ways to avoid getting published, cheekily assuming that to be your goal. In others, they seem to lapse into writing a more typical guide, with advice on how you can and should get published. If there is any pattern to this back and forth, I couldn't see it; perhaps it comes down to which …

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