This review will take the form of my reaction as I was finishing it.

Gee, this is quite the page turner. Better than Alloy of Law, with interesting Allomancy tidbits to boot!...wait, that's odd... that shouldn't be possible, why is that happening...wait -what?! Oh, fck you Brandon Sanderson! Fck you! sniffle No... I don't cry during fantasy books... sob

Well, the big twist that was foretold hath surely passed, time to finish the last couple of pages, and WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, Brandon Sanderson is chuckling with glee... secure in the knowledge that he has distracted the vast majority of his fans that progress has not been made on Stormlight 3 for months now