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Kill the farm boy (2018)

364 pages

English language

Published Nov. 18, 2018

ISBN:
978-1-5247-9774-4
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OCLC Number:
1008876441

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2 stars (2 reviews)

"Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born...and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord who wishes for the boy's untimely death...and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This …

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1 star

The marketing text on this book compares it to [a:Terry Pratchett|1654|Terry Pratchett|https://images.gr-assets.com/authors/1235562205p2/1654.jpg], and I have to say, I see the similarities. This book is made up of words arranged in sentences, just like Pratchett's novels. Many of the words are in English, common punctuation is used throughout the text...the list goes on and on and on.

The authors are not responsible for the marketing text. That was some poor low-level drone, or more likely these days some half-trained TensorFlow neural net, saying "this book has swords and jokes. What other books have swords and jokes?" So this one-star DNF review is not a Pratchett fan holding someone up to an impossible standard and finding them wanting.

No, the one-star DNF review is that this book attempts to be funny and fails so spectacularly in that attempt that it makes my head and heart hurt. The second chapter could be a …

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Subjects

  • Quests (Expeditions)
  • Magic
  • Fiction