[SPOILER ALERT - you have been warned! Seriously. No, really, if you haven't read the book yet, don't even read the first sentence below.]
I know it well sound like a terrible thing to say, since we are not supposed to wish harm upon others, but it was so satisfying when the evil old woman dies at the end! Especially when she is on her deathbed and the reader is sure that she will understand how precious life and happiness are, for once, that she will give her blessing for her daughter's marriage and maybe even apologize for how terrible she had been. Instead, the classic "I just want you to know that when I die, it is all your fault". The ending of this book was as satisfying as the end of the movie Seven. (No spoiler alert for a twenty-year-old movie.)
The book had such memorable characters. The …
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JohnnyCache reviewed The Hero's Walk by Anita Rau Badami
Review of "The Hero's Walk" on 'Goodreads'
4 stars
[SPOILER ALERT - you have been warned! Seriously. No, really, if you haven't read the book yet, don't even read the first sentence below.]
I know it well sound like a terrible thing to say, since we are not supposed to wish harm upon others, but it was so satisfying when the evil old woman dies at the end! Especially when she is on her deathbed and the reader is sure that she will understand how precious life and happiness are, for once, that she will give her blessing for her daughter's marriage and maybe even apologize for how terrible she had been. Instead, the classic "I just want you to know that when I die, it is all your fault". The ending of this book was as satisfying as the end of the movie Seven. (No spoiler alert for a twenty-year-old movie.)
The book had such memorable characters. The horrible mother in law, the weird guy who loved to expose himself, the crazy old woman who waited for her daughter to come home... they all became very real.
The turtle scene at the end was great. I agree that it was overdone. Maybe the author thought that really, really slow people may end up reading it. By the second page of the turtle scene, I was half expecting the author to blatantly refer to the beach as Canada and the ocean as India, and a turtle as the daughter who would not ever meet her mother again. But I am glad that the author stretched the scene out. It could have been done in three sentences, but we would be left with a nice, short thought instead of this tender, memorable moment. The whole book was leading up to this moment, so you might as well linger.
I was just about to go check what this year's theme for Canada Reads is. Starting over? What an absolutely perfect choice of book!
I never would have read this book, or even gotten through the first chapter, had it not been for Canada Reads. Am I ever glad that I gave something new a try. It almost seems that having an open mind and giving new things a chance is something that I should start doing more often. Almost.
JohnnyCache reviewed Minister without portfolio by Winter, Michael
Review of 'Minister without portfolio' on 'Goodreads'
1 star
[I updated my review after some discussion with a book group. See [EDIT] at the bottom for addition.]
Please note that this isn't a review so much as some of my notes from an email-based discussion of the book. If you are going to get offended by somebody who didn't like a book that you loved, please do not continue reading this.
Yet again, I'm the guy who doesn't "get" the book that everybody else seems to like.
Maybe I was just ecstatic because my ereader said that there was only 12 minutes left before the book was done (thank goodness), but I finally found two things that I really liked about the book. Two sentences, actually. Out of the whole damn book, two sentences.
1. referring to the "fiercely closed eyes" of a newborn baby. I like the description.
2. after the baby was born, "They both felt it …
[I updated my review after some discussion with a book group. See [EDIT] at the bottom for addition.]
Please note that this isn't a review so much as some of my notes from an email-based discussion of the book. If you are going to get offended by somebody who didn't like a book that you loved, please do not continue reading this.
Yet again, I'm the guy who doesn't "get" the book that everybody else seems to like.
Maybe I was just ecstatic because my ereader said that there was only 12 minutes left before the book was done (thank goodness), but I finally found two things that I really liked about the book. Two sentences, actually. Out of the whole damn book, two sentences.
1. referring to the "fiercely closed eyes" of a newborn baby. I like the description.
2. after the baby was born, "They both felt it astonishing that they were being allowed to take this infant away from the machinery of the world and become responsible". I thought that he captured my feelings perfectly, especially as we were leaving the hospital with a child of my own. It really seemed like they were letting us loose with no idea of how to take care of a new, completely vulnerable human being. Which is exactly what was happening, but he described the feeling in a single line.
Okay, I just finished the epilogue. I really liked this part:
"He walked over to the other door and opened it and unclicked his daughter and she reached up to his neck and tugged herself out of the car seat. He called to her. Tender, Tender. Even though this was not her name and not one of the dozen names they both called her. It was his private word, not to name her, but for her to ave a memory of the name - a happiness as she held on to the neck of this man raising her." Why wasn't the rest of the book like this?
Overall, I really disliked the book. I didn't care for the characters, the storyline (if there was much of one), and even the strange narrative way that it was written - my favorite part of the whole damn thing - started to annoy me halfway through when I had no idea who was talking at any given moment. Maybe there's a reason why authors have generally accepted standard narrative formats throughout the centuries.
However, somebody who is smarter than me with books would probably be able to pick out a ton of interesting bits and pieces throughout this book. I am sure that the beaver was supposed to be symbolic, although I've got no idea what for (and it was the most blatantly obvious of the bunch). There must be others. Unfortunately for the author, I have zero interest in going online and finding out more. I'm happy to chalk this up to a sub-par experience and walk away. The last time I had such a lack of interest in a book was when I attempted to read "the Golem and the Jinni" and "The Luminaries". Both books won a billion awards, so I'm obviously swimming against the stream on them, but they just weren't compatible with my tastes.
If I was even slightly interested in the book, I'd flip back to the beginning and try to clarify how long the guy spent in Afghanistan. I was under the impression that it was for a single contract, maybe 2 or 3 months, 6 at the most, but the whole book refers to these memories he had of Afghanistan. Maybe that was it, and might make the book far more interesting than I think it is... if he actually spent a relatively short time there, but it was so traumatic and powerful that he kept making these psychological and emotional links to the country for months and years after. I think that I've had a similar experience, where I spent a few months away from home the first time and I still keep recounting the memories from that short period, artificially exaggerating the effect that it could realistically have had on me.
Does anybody think that the narrator had a screw loose? Did he completely make up the scenario at the end where he was sure that those guys had a plan to torch the house and possibly kill the guy who was there? Did the incinerator thing actually happen? I was so happy that the guy might die in there and the last hundred pages of the book might just be blank (no such luck), but now I'm wondering if the whole thing might be a PTSD fever dream.
[discussion shifts to the question of love - I removed the comments from the other party in the discussion]
I don't think that he felt any love in his relationship with the widow. I think that it was purely his sense of responsibility. He felt obligated to take care of her, Tender's house and the baby. The baby was the first time that he showed any emotion, but it was still focused on ensuring that the baby had some memory of Tender's name.
He was so irresponsible in the book (nearly drowning however many times, falling into an incinerator, setting the fire) that it seemed to me like a depressed guy who was just tempting death the whole time, even if it was endangering the people around him. By the way, falling into an incinerator - who does that??? Michael Winter actually did, back in 2006, and Johnny Cash described a similar situation in 1963.
Seems to me like the guy was just emotionally numb throughout the whole book, starting at (or before) his divorce with his wife and finally cracking when the child was born. I'm sure that's symbolic somehow.
Conclusion:
Not a terrible book, just I really had to search to find something I liked about it. Reading is, to me, supposed to be something enjoyable. I didn't enjoy this and would not have read it if it wasn't for Canada Reads and my book discussion group. I was thinking of giving it two stars because the author was kind enough to keep the book short, but the fact that he only tortured me for a few hours shouldn't be considered too much of a positive.
EDIT (late February 2016):
[from email-based book discussion. Somebody mentioned that she liked the character in the epilogue far more than in the rest of the book.]
For a book that we all complained about, it sure gives us enough to talk about. I think that this one might actually make it further than I thought!
Maybe it was the whole intention of the author from the beginning. He wanted to wear us down, physically and emotionally, via intense boredom, just to emphasize the character's transformation at the end. If so, he really committed to the idea.
I must have forgotten how much I disliked the book, because now I'm talking about it, I think that the book is a lot more interesting. Like some sort of literary Stockholm Syndrome, now I'm doubting that he tortured me and actually had good intentions the whole time.
JohnnyCache reviewed Bone and bread by Saleema Nawaz
Review of 'Bone and bread' on 'Goodreads'
I haven't been able to get more than 10 or 12% through and I have lost the desire to read. Not just this, but in general. The book is depressing and boring. I didn't care about the characters or anything else in the book.
The last time a book so severely affected my enjoyment of reading was The Luminaries. It just made me hate reading, a hobby that I normally love.
Will this book be for you? Give it a shot. It seems that other people like it, so it must just be a taste thing. I'll pass.
I haven't been able to get more than 10 or 12% through and I have lost the desire to read. Not just this, but in general. The book is depressing and boring. I didn't care about the characters or anything else in the book.
The last time a book so severely affected my enjoyment of reading was The Luminaries. It just made me hate reading, a hobby that I normally love.
Will this book be for you? Give it a shot. It seems that other people like it, so it must just be a taste thing. I'll pass.
JohnnyCache rated The Beekeeper's Apprentice: 2 stars

The Beekeeper's Apprentice by Laurie R. King
Long retired, Sherlock Holmes quietly pursues his study of honeybee behavior on the Sussex Downs. He never imagines he would …
JohnnyCache rated The illegal: 3 stars

The illegal by Lawrence Hill
Keita Ali is on the run. He is desperate to flee Zantoroland, a mountainous black island that produces the fastest …
JohnnyCache rated The revised fundamentals of caregiving: 5 stars
JohnnyCache rated Shadow Ops: 4 stars

Shadow Ops by Myke Cole
"The Great Reawakening did not come quietly. Across the country and in every nation, people began 'coming up Latent, ' …
JohnnyCache reviewed American sniper by Chris Kyle
Review of 'When Everything Feels like the Movies' on 'Goodreads'
2 stars
What a wasted opportunity! In another author's hands, this could be a very powerful book. Unfortunately, Reid ruined the effect with weak dialogue (think internet fan fiction) and needless, repeated attempts at shocking the reader.
What a wasted opportunity! In another author's hands, this could be a very powerful book. Unfortunately, Reid ruined the effect with weak dialogue (think internet fan fiction) and needless, repeated attempts at shocking the reader.
JohnnyCache reviewed The Girl On the Train by Paula Hawkins
Review of 'The Girl On the Train' on 'Goodreads'
3 stars
I guess I am not a fan of this kind of book. It reminded me of Gone Girl, as it was not a terribly good book, relied on numerous red herrings to keep the reader guessing, and had a bunch of horrible people that no reader could possibly care about.
I guess I am not a fan of this kind of book. It reminded me of Gone Girl, as it was not a terribly good book, relied on numerous red herrings to keep the reader guessing, and had a bunch of horrible people that no reader could possibly care about.
JohnnyCache reviewed And the birds rained down by Jocelyne Saucier
JohnnyCache reviewed How to Be Both by Ali Smith
Review of 'How to Be Both' on 'Goodreads'
2 stars
I guess this just wasn't my kind of book. It did not hold my interest at all. I kept going until the end, though, hoping that there would be some payoff to make it all worthwhile, but no such luck.
Most other people seem to like it, though, so don't let me stop you from reading and enjoying this one.
I guess this just wasn't my kind of book. It did not hold my interest at all. I kept going until the end, though, hoping that there would be some payoff to make it all worthwhile, but no such luck.
Most other people seem to like it, though, so don't let me stop you from reading and enjoying this one.
JohnnyCache reviewed RU by Kim Thúy
Review of 'RU' on 'Goodreads'
4 stars
This is a difficult book to review. The book was described to me as less of a complete story than a series of flashes, like rays of glimmering light. The writing style made it impossible for me to generate any kind of emotional connection, since it would move so quickly from one thing to another. This is appropriate, though, as the book spends quite some time talking about the author's/character's inability to feel emotional attachments.
It is definitely something more than an average book, but not one of my favorites, so 4 stars seems about right to me.
This is a difficult book to review. The book was described to me as less of a complete story than a series of flashes, like rays of glimmering light. The writing style made it impossible for me to generate any kind of emotional connection, since it would move so quickly from one thing to another. This is appropriate, though, as the book spends quite some time talking about the author's/character's inability to feel emotional attachments.
It is definitely something more than an average book, but not one of my favorites, so 4 stars seems about right to me.
Review of 'The Inconvenient Indian: A Curious Account of Native People in North America' on 'Goodreads'
2 stars
This book was a disappointment. The author wrote about a very serious issue in Canadian and American society, which is admirable. Unfortunately, he wrote the book in such a smug, sarcastic manner that it became incredibly frustrating and annoying. The author very often wrote long paragraphs detailing both historical and current injustices, but then always seemed to follow up with a snide one-liner. He also took shots at everybody from the government to the police to native band administrators; unfortunately, throughout the whole book, he could offer no thoughts as to how things could actually be improved.
The author did a disservice to his cause. People who already feel passionate about the issue will surely give the book 5 stars because they can afford to overlook the author's distasteful writing style. I just couldn't bring myself to it. By coming off as obnoxious, the author will have a very difficult …
This book was a disappointment. The author wrote about a very serious issue in Canadian and American society, which is admirable. Unfortunately, he wrote the book in such a smug, sarcastic manner that it became incredibly frustrating and annoying. The author very often wrote long paragraphs detailing both historical and current injustices, but then always seemed to follow up with a snide one-liner. He also took shots at everybody from the government to the police to native band administrators; unfortunately, throughout the whole book, he could offer no thoughts as to how things could actually be improved.
The author did a disservice to his cause. People who already feel passionate about the issue will surely give the book 5 stars because they can afford to overlook the author's distasteful writing style. I just couldn't bring myself to it. By coming off as obnoxious, the author will have a very difficult time bringing new people off the fence and onto his side.
King had such a good opportunity to really make a difference with this book. He did the research and had the reach. However, the man referred to as "a towering intellectual" by the Globe and Mail came off as a condescending smart aleck.
In terms of Canada Reads, I personally found The Orenda to be a far more effective book in terms of opening people's eyes to native issues. That book was able to stir emotions in the reader - emotions other than annoyance, which Thomas King provided in spades.




















